The slogan opening the 6th chapter of Ubik says:
We wanted to give you a shave like no other you ever had. We said, it’s about time a man’s face got a little loving! We said, with Ubik’s self-winding Swiss chromium never-ending blade, the days of scrape-scrape are over! So try Ubik! And be loved!
Warning: use only as directed. And with caution.